Worst/Craziest Excuses a Boxer ever made for losing

[brocktonblockbust]

how can he have had a "huge" blister already in the 2nd round from thin socks wtf/ impossible to get a blister in 3 miinutes.

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"I wasn't at my best today, and that's because I injured myself revolutionising the sport of golf.

All these cats just walk around and it takes too long to play like that. So I figured I would run up to the ball and hit it, instead of standing there like those old guys do.

The first time I did it, I played a great shot.,the second time, I missed the ball and swung all the way round, the I fell and twisted my ankle"

Muhammad Ali, after the second Norton fight.