Two friends lost their wallet and found 5 dollar on the sidewalk,
They were just bout to go on a big night out as they haven’t met in a long time
Because they lost their wallets and only have this five dollars, they bought a sausage, and they entering their first bar, they got served drinks, after a few pints they got sick of that bar and wanted to continue their night out to another place one of them came up with a plan to leave without paying tho, put that sausage thru your pants and i suck on it, that will get us kicked out, so they was role playing this fake blow job and it worked, the guards kicked them out. they went to the next club, got served drinks and they wanted to go on with their night, after being to 14 bars and by this stage they are really tipsy, one of them found a lady he wanted to follow back home, and the other guy was gonna get something to eat and he asked his friend if he still have the sausage so he could eat it on his way home, they guy who had the sasuge replied i lost it on the third bar we went to