ok ama bout to give some advice and I only read the title of the thread. and you will see how brilliant it is
go up to her just one time JUST ONE time, bring flowers and a card, and some candy
stand there at first...dont say anything....
then smile and approach her slowly
punch her in the belly
when she doubles over, take the flowers and start bopping her on the head with them
she will no doubt fall to the floor after that
then take the candy (chocoloate) and smash them all over her face
laugh hysterically at this point
then take the card......tape it to her forehead and write
how's the candy taste biotch
love jt
that's it
if she does not call you by next morning
move on with your life, dont look back
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