ok ama bout to give some advice and I only read the title of the thread. and you will see how brilliant it is

go up to her just one time JUST ONE time, bring flowers and a card, and some candy

stand there at first...dont say anything....

then smile and approach her slowly

punch her in the belly

when she doubles over, take the flowers and start bopping her on the head with them

she will no doubt fall to the floor after that

then take the candy (chocoloate) and smash them all over her face

laugh hysterically at this point

then take the card......tape it to her forehead and write

how's the candy taste biotch

love jt



that's it

if she does not call you by next morning

move on with your life, dont look back