I hear you. But I am personally a different case, but I know exactly what you are saying Miles.
However when I was 13 I used to fantasize about all my female teachers who were atleast in their late 20s/early 30s. I would even flirt with them after school, they must have laughed their asses off. Ms. Toscher was a hottie, I had her in 6th grade, I was 12 and she was about 33, I wanted her to strip naked and go into an empty classroom with me after school when the Fall sun is starting to set at about 4 p.m. when the hallways are all empty and there is nobody around but maybe a janitor mopping the halls on the other side of the school and it is a bit spooky. I would get butterflies in my stomach fantasizing about Ms. Toscher. Eileen Toscher was her name. She was a hottie. Never forget her!

Oh, and Miss Stevens, yes, Virginia Stevens, WOW!!!!!!! "Stephen, I'll see you after school for detention!" and I was like YEAHHHHH BABYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! NO PROB