Any good jokes ????

[Master]

Like many people I had no idea what to do after leaving school but eventually I decided to walk home.

[Beanflicker]

What's the difference between a joke and three 10" black cocks?

Master's mum couldn't take a joke.

[Xwetie]

In one study it was found that 9 of 10 like group rape .

[Xwetie]

The best thing with having sex with a 16 year old is that you can pretend she's younger

[Master]

Just given my niece away at her wedding. "She used to be a man!" I shouted.

[Dia bando]

My friend asked me how do I stop my girlfriend wanting sex all the time,! marriage mate.

[Xwetie]

Once it was a woman, who's husband worked in the armey, so he visited her max 2 times a year... so after a while... she begun to miss the sex, so she went to a dildo-store, to buy a vibrator.
In the shop, it was alot of vibrators... and the woman was new on this area, so she asked a man who worked in the store, he showed her a glass vibrator, and said "this is a very good vibrator, but if it breaks... it will hurt alot", so they whent to another, but she couldnt find one she liked... after a while she saw a wooden box who was on a table, and she asked "whats in that box?", and the man answered, "this is a magic vibrator, just say "magic vibrator, and then the area u want to be vibrated", she thaught that sounded nice, so she bought it... while she was driving home, she took up the vibrator and said "magic vibrator, my shoulders", and it started vibrating her shoulders... after a while she felt so good, so she screamed "MAGIC VIBRATOR, MY PUSSY!!!" and it started vibrating her pussy, then she got an orgasm, and crashed into a car... when the police arrived, he asked here "why did u crash into the car?" and she answered "well.... i bought this magic vibrator... and i made it vibrate my shoulders.. and after a while.. i made it vibrate my pussy, then i got an orgasm and crashed into the car...", then the police laughed and said "hahaha, magic vibrator... my ass!"