Quote Originally Posted by Beanflicker View Post
What do you think Bill does when he's not posting here? Do you think he writes stories about him winning the heart of the cute 20-something who lives down the street? Or maybe he writes Star Wars fan fiction with him as the guest jedi? What a queer
...but he's always choosing starlets from 20-40 years ago so I'm guessing he's a 57 year old virgin.

Star Wars fan fiction writer for sure.

Kicked out of the position of President of the Spice Girls Fan Club he started because he stalked them.

Secret dream date: Justin Beiber.