Kirkland - You are being called out - Forum Gay of the Year.

[Gandalf]

Kirkland, you are paranoid and see evil where there is none. Nobody is plotting against you. Holding the forum gay crown is a little bit like wearing the ring in Lord of the Rings. You have great visions and a heightened sense of perception, but it weakens you and turns you dark. It is only right that you take off the ring and throw it in the air. Wherever it lands it lands and it is then their burden.

Yes, give it to me precious.

I bet you say that to all of the hobbits!