The Beauty of Bambi

**TitoFan** · 06-19-2015 09:57 AM

Making a serious run for the title this year... aren't you.

**Gandalf** · 06-19-2015 10:53 AM

My last 3 threads have been spellbinders. Kirkland may be able to buy off the public, but I have an innate gayness that shall always shine through. I am even composing a tune called The Beauty of Bambi and once that baby has a disco beat it is all over. Jake Bugg move over.

**SlimTrae** · 06-19-2015 10:05 PM

I thought you were taking about Bambi, the porn star...never mind....

**Kirkland Laing** · 06-19-2015 10:25 PM

Oh this is just shameless. Brazen Miles, brazen.

Bambi is nice roasted with some redcurrant jelly. Her haunches slice up into excellent steaks. As much taste as beef and half the fat and cholesterol of chicken. The Holy Grail of red meat.

You know I've got to reply to this, don't you. My thread won't be gay pandering though. It'll be a manly thread about manly things. But right now the weekend beckons and my reply will have to wait. I'm getting ready, feeling fabulous and off out tonight clubbing with the Vengaboys.

**TitoFan** · 06-19-2015 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

Bambi is nice roasted with some redcurrant jelly. Her haunches slice up into excellent steaks. As much taste as beef and half the fat and cholesterol of chicken. The Holy Grail of red meat.

Now you've done it, Kirk.

Miles will now need to be resuscitated by smelling salts with lavender scent and a hint of freshly picked daisies.