Quote Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing View Post

Bambi is nice roasted with some redcurrant jelly. Her haunches slice up into excellent steaks. As much taste as beef and half the fat and cholesterol of chicken. The Holy Grail of red meat.



Now you've done it, Kirk.

Miles will now need to be resuscitated by smelling salts with lavender scent and a hint of freshly picked daisies.