How long could you last in the ring against Wladimir Klitschko?

[Spicoli]

Loving the old timey Benny Hill speed up on that vid but we could have used more t shirts

I'd last at least 6 minutes. After throwing myself at his feet, the ref check and glove dust off I'd hit him low on the blind side of the ref so hard he'd need the full five minutes..after that I hope he just tries to mercy hug me to death rather than pole axing me flat out. Either way they better not take my check! Cause I came to win!!!

[TitoFan]

Realistically, the best chance any of us non-boxers have is for Wlad to slip on some shit from our trunks and fall and hurt himself.