Another Counter I got: We immediately grounded flights nationwide.
I concede; this is true.
3 days- it impacted our air line industry until we had to bail them the fuck out. They thanked us by charging for extra bags, bags of peanuts and xrays to look through our anal cavity.


And we were given means to protect ourselves- through a color coded chart ending with Code red. Any of you memorized it?

And as Comedian Lewis Black exclaimed :we were told to go by plastic and duct tape For what? to wrap ourselves until we suffocate and die other than means of a terrorists attack?