I'm a man, I generally don't see mess, but the Mrs has ocd and this just breaks her. I just want an easy life! If she's happy, my life is better and I get sex more often. Winning.

It's granite, it won't wear out! It's just a bitch to keep clean.

Lino 50m2 of kitchen, I dread to think the cost, or the damage if the dog digs it or girls in heels.

I think I'll just buy her some flowers or something