40 seconds on the A Train: between High Street & Brooklyn Bridge

[Dia bando]

That man had the worst body odor of all time and believe me that includes the time I went and visited the Turkish Syrian border on a hot summer day wear deodorant and soap are nowhere in anybody's vocabulary. That homeless guy singing on the train next to me stank to high heaven and then when he was done singing he went and stood in front of each person for 30 seconds begging for money

What a face you were pulling, were you constipated may I ask.

[Gandalf]

That man had the worst body odor of all time and believe me that includes the time I went and visited the Turkish Syrian border on a hot summer day wear deodorant and soap are nowhere in anybody's vocabulary. That homeless guy singing on the train next to me stank to high heaven and then when he was done singing he went and stood in front of each person for 30 seconds begging for money

What a face you were pulling, were you constipated may I ask.

It was a pretty incredible face. Body odor is never a good look, but I guess it cannot be easy for a homeless person who probably has different priorities. I hate body odor and bad breath. Some people really like to get close when they talk to you and you can smell the breath and the overheated armpits and it makes me get queasy. You start to back away and then it seems like you are the weird one. I am very clean and don't feel comfortable unless I am coated in a layer of chemicals.

[brocktonblockbust]

I didnt give him SHIT. He was whacking his cane on the ground and against the moving subway doors.

[Dia bando]

I didnt give him SHIT. He was whacking his cane on the ground and against the moving subway doors.

You tight git give him a bar of soap.

[Master]

I didnt give him SHIT. He was whacking his cane on the ground and against the moving subway doors.

You tight git give him a bar of soap.

The price of soap is expensive, forget that.

[Dia bando]

I didnt give him SHIT. He was whacking his cane on the ground and against the moving subway doors.

You tight git give him a bar of soap.

The price of soap is expensive, forget that.

Master you give a new meaning to the word tight ass.