Boris Johnson is a clumsy C**T!

[Britkid]

I don't see what all the fuss is about.

It's not the first time that an MP's tackle has hurt a young child

It was a full grown pig, and it was allegedly dead!

As for Teddy, I think on balance he was asexual.

But I will concede the thought of John Major's tackle, working in full flow on Edwina Currie is enough to hurt a young child... indeed any child... indeed any sane person!