Least intimidating heavyweight champion of all time

[Andre]

Leon Spinks.

Michael pooped into my mind on first reading the thread.

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Leon Spinks.

Michael pooped into my mind on first reading the thread.

I agree when Mike Poop Spinks stood at the Tyson staredown, he was pooping so bad that Frank cappuccino said "No blows below this diaper right here."

[Bill Paxtom]

Cassius Clay

Alfredo Evangelista >

"This guy Cassius Clay. He no fight good. He stink like 'old smelly' Bull in Uruguay."

"He no Champion. He 'poo-poo caca'. Like old 'stinky' Bull in my home country Uruguay."

"He stinky Campeon. He no bueno. Like an old Toro."

"I have better fights in Uruguay as an Amateur."

"He no fight. He slap-slap like una Muchacha."

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Cassius Clay

Alfredo Evangelista >

"This guy Cassius Clay. He no fight good. He stink like 'old smelly' Bull in Uruguay."

"He no Champion. He 'poo-poo caca'. Like old 'stinky' Bull in my home country Uruguay."

"He stinky Campeon. He no bueno. Like an old Toro."

"I have better fights in Uruguay as an Amateur."

"He no fight. He slap-slap like una Muchacha."

Bill your Spanish is surprisingly good

[Master]

Bill your English is fictitious.

[mikeeod]

I will break it into two separate categories.

Least Intimidating Champs:
1. Tommy Burns
2. Leon Spinks
3. Ingemmar Johanneson
4. Buster Douglas
5. Michael Moorer

Least Intimidating Titlists
1. Chris Byrd
2. Oliver McCall
3. Lamon Brewster
4. Tim Witherspoon (honestly, solid fighter but the guy had moobs!)
5. Pinklon Thomas (can't be intimidated by a guy wearing pink to the ring)

[Master]

Least Intimidating Titties - Tony Tubbs