Will you bathe this month at all?

[Spicoli]

Usually I leave work with a variety of odors. Tom cat urine, blood and anal glands seems a Friday norm so I start stripping in car so I don't pull random hair balls or turd nuggets out of my scrubs and hand them to the cashier upon checkout. True story its a wonder I can make it into the house before having a box of Ajaxs and a garden hose thrown at me.

[Dia bando]

I only shower once a month will do, hell you don't want to wash them natural oils away.

[brocktonblockbust]

i cant believe you sick bastards actually bathe. Isnt there something more productive you can find to do with your time?

[Fenster]

Not washing for a month would make your train/bus journey less stressful, Brock.

[brocktonblockbust]

Not washing for a month would make your train/bus journey less stressful, Brock.

That is correct. The body odor would drive away the annoying panhandlers.

[SlimTrae]

Not washing for a month would make your train/bus journey less stressful, Brock.

That is correct. The body odor would drive away the annoying panhandlers.

Try commuting on a greyhound bus for two hours a day- in the summer.

One particular ride I'd swear to the endz- two babies cried for the whole of the trip because their tiny nostrils were undeserving of what we dealt with.

A bus full of Amish- I mean some nice friggin people- with their big black hats, black pants, vest & blue shirt- with NO, NO belief in deodorant. Arm pit must for days..amnd the air condition was broke down.

Two Africans - one had funk that James Brown didn't get down with- the other had double barrel arm funk, every time he turned you smelled it.

Then some hippie have U..smelled like sweaty balls & open ass.
And a couple of hood boys and their girl-smellin like they had just smoked a joint on the bus.

Anytime one of them walked to or back to the urinal (obviously not to rub a towel on them) those 2 babies cried like a mutha.....I almost fell bad for them, like I felt for my nostrils.

Almost....