Quote Originally Posted by md
It's a pity your not a wee bit older I know a few boozers you could test your skills in. At the very least you'll find out the correct way to lie in an ambulance if yer lucky. Also, keeping up-to-date with the paramedic chat is a good life skill to have. Good luck to ye.
again genius, reading wot you wrote bought a tear to my eye CC for you as well, i was gonna write something but i decided to watch my mother hoover instead as i thought that would be time better spent, but i got curious and read past the 1st page of this thread, superb