Merry Christmas to all my PALS on Saddo!

[walrus]

There's nothing fun about christmas for adults that booze all year round. I normally end up looking at people thinking how can they be that pissed from such little booze.

Also, buying presents for people that I don't really want to is funking stupid. But I do it. Because i'm a cunt.

The only way to avoid the drinking problem you mention here is to get together with a bunch of proper drinkers for the holidays. That way you avoid all the family too. I'm having Christmas dinner with my eighties parents tomorrow and the other members of the family I can stand and then I'm off on a holiday drinking safari and will meet up with a selection of professional year-round stoners and boozers. That's the way to do it.

God bless you all, have a nice time. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Do they have to sit around while you bore them to death with talk of how smart you are?

[Bill Paxtom]

Shirley Jones {1960}

Age ........................ 26
Height .................... 5' 5"
Weight ................... 130 lbs.
Measurements ........ 34 - 23 - 37
Gantry's .................. 'B' ~ Firm and Subtle

Merry Christmas Triple 'B'

Now get over here, and 'drive' one home.

[Bill Paxtom]

Shirley Jones

Triple 'B'

After you open the 'present' in the Front Door, do not forget to 'annex' the Back Door.

There is a much 'bigger' present there !!! ...........

[brocktonblockbust]

Shirley Jones

Triple 'B'

After you open the 'present' in the Front Door, do not forget to 'annex' the Back Door.

There is a much 'bigger' present there !!! ...........

Holy s*** Bill that almost does the same trick as Gina Lollobrigida

[Bill Paxtom]

Shirley Jones {1954}

Age; 20

Merry Christmas Triple 'B'

Now, rub my Bunny Hair !!!

[pacfan]

I'm li'l late this year, I usually visit here every Christmas. But these days everytime I come here, I feel more and more like a stranger with less good ol' pals out here. Well anywayz, Merry Christmas to you all!

[Bill Paxtom]

Claudia Cardinale

Merry Christmas Triple 'B'

I heard you like to 'pluck' Birds {ie; Shirley Partridge}.

How about feasting on an Italian Cardinale'.

[Kirkland Laing]

There's nothing fun about christmas for adults that booze all year round. I normally end up looking at people thinking how can they be that pissed from such little booze.

Also, buying presents for people that I don't really want to is funking stupid. But I do it. Because i'm a cunt.

The only way to avoid the drinking problem you mention here is to get together with a bunch of proper drinkers for the holidays. That way you avoid all the family too. I'm having Christmas dinner with my eighties parents tomorrow and the other members of the family I can stand and then I'm off on a holiday drinking safari and will meet up with a selection of professional year-round stoners and boozers. That's the way to do it.

God bless you all, have a nice time. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Do they have to sit around while you bore them to death with talk of how smart you are?

They already know. They spent the dinner talking about my dad being ill a couple of days previously.

Actual dialogue from the dinner table :

[both extremely hard of hearing and they yell at each other even when they're sitting next to each other]

Mother [yelling at me]: Do you want to see his sick? It's really unusual. I took photographs of it. They're on my phone.

Me: No thanks mam.

Father [yelling]: Does he want to see my sick?

Mother [yelling] : No, he doesn't want to look at it.