Aromatherapy

**brocktonblockbust** · 01-14-2016 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by p4pking

I live really close to a brewery now, my whole neighborhood smells like yeast, so in fact I do utilize some aromatherapy. I like eucalyptus and pine, tea tree oil, anything kind of astringent like that I guess. I don't quite feel other worldly about it all, but obviously it will affect moods just like any sensory boost.

oh tea tree oil is heavenly. I had a shampoo once that was like 5% tea tree oil and it was unreal, the smell, the tingling sensation, and PINE, oh God, how I love pine, oh, and blue spruce, it is otherworldly. Oh and eucalyptus is unreal, I had a small vial of that oil in 2008 and I used to smell it constantly, even brought it with me to work a few times, relieves stress.

**Andre** · 01-14-2016 06:53 AM

I believe it works, because when you round the aisle in the supermarket and get a lung full of some turds ass fumes you end up having a shit day.

X · 01-14-2016 07:16 AM

Logging onto Saddoboxing is a bit like aromatherapy nowadays.

Everywhere I look, I smell bullshit posts by Brockton.

**brocktonblockbust** · 01-14-2016 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by X

Logging onto Saddoboxing is a bit like aromatherapy nowadays.

Everywhere I look, I smell bullshit posts by Brockton.

Broccoli Block Busta

**walrus** · 01-14-2016 07:17 AM

While at work I was forced to pinch a loaf. I say forced as I'm not one who likes to use public bathrooms. But it was an emergency. Anyway, the second I stepped out of the stall some fellow was going into the same stall I just used. I was going to warn him but hey, its a bathroom. He had a shitty day.

X · 01-14-2016 07:25 AM

I was wandering around Clifton in Bristol. For those of you that don't know, it's a very wealthy, expensive part of town that is achingly trendy and full of hipsters and pop up vegan cafes.

I had a curry the night before, and a skinful of beers. desperate for a shit, I nipped into a free trade vegetarian, anti fox hunting and CND coffee shop.

It has one unisex toilet, so in I went. I opened the gates of Hell and the devil came out, steaming and chuntering in a nixious tidal wave of jalfrezi and San Miguel poison. In fact, it was so disgusting it took me ages to wipe my arse and the stink was worse than the air of Fallujah.

As I left, I saw a line if three smart and trendy young women waiting to use the cubicle, one of whom had a pretty little girl with her, all dresses in a frock and ribbons in her air.

I could feel the atmosphere behind me physically burning the skin on the back of my neck.

So I strolled out, right past them and fucked off out if the coffee shop.

**brocktonblockbust** · 01-14-2016 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by X

I was wandering around Clifton in Bristol. For those of you that don't know, it's a very wealthy, expensive part of town that is achingly trendy and full of hipsters and pop up vegan cafes.

I had a curry the night before, and a skinful of beers. desperate for a shit, I nipped into a free trade vegetarian, anti fox hunting and CND coffee shop.

It has one unisex toilet, so in I went. I opened the gates of Hell and the devil came out, steaming and chuntering in a nixious tidal wave of jalfrezi and San Miguel poison. In fact, it was so disgusting it took me ages to wipe my arse and the stink was worse than the air of Fallujah.

As I left, I saw a line if three smart and trendy young women waiting to use the cubicle, one of whom had a pretty little girl with her, all dresses in a frock and ribbons in her air.

I could feel the atmosphere behind me physically burning the skin on the back of my neck.

So I strolled out, right past them and fucked off out if the coffee shop.

That is delightfully descriptive, and anticipating the red ribbons to be gaseously knocked off the poor girl's head is wildly funny. Jalfrazi can do that. Yes sir. Haha anti fox-hunting. Skunked-out bathroom too.

**brocktonblockbust** · 01-14-2016 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by walrus

While at work I was forced to pinch a loaf. I say forced as I'm not one who likes to use public bathrooms. But it was an emergency. Anyway, the second I stepped out of the stall some fellow was going into the same stall I just used. I was going to warn him but hey, its a bathroom. He had a shitty day.

Was that a loaf of pumpernickel? Haha that "fellow" was shaken from his inner peace.

**Gandalf** · 01-14-2016 08:56 PM

I have a lavender scented bubble bath everyday and it is soothing. Nothing better than a hot soak and a good book.

**beenKOed** · 01-14-2016 11:55 PM

Love the smell of magnolias, and if I'm walking around in your garden you'll probably see me picking leaves, crushing them and taking a whiff/smell. It usually brings back memories. A field of green onions has a pleasant smell to me, I'll usually park on the side of the road and take it in for a few minutes.
Like the smell of some fresh cut fruit, too.

**brocktonblockbust** · 01-14-2016 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Andre

I believe it works, because when you round the aisle in the supermarket and get a lung full of some turds ass fumes you end up having a shit day.

Haha yeah rounding the corner and BAM!!!

**Dia bando** · 01-20-2016 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Originally Posted by p4pking

I live really close to a brewery now, my whole neighborhood smells like yeast, so in fact I do utilize some aromatherapy. I like eucalyptus and pine, tea tree oil, anything kind of astringent like that I guess. I don't quite feel other worldly about it all, but obviously it will affect moods just like any sensory boost.

oh tea tree oil is heavenly. I had a shampoo once that was like 5% tea tree oil and it was unreal, the smell, the tingling sensation, and PINE, oh God, how I love pine, oh, and blue spruce, it is otherworldly. Oh and eucalyptus is unreal, I had a small vial of that oil in 2008 and I used to smell it constantly, even brought it with me to work a few times, relieves stress.

What the hell you on about you got NO BLOODY HAIR.