On a semi serious note, I've been thinking maybe its about time that I find myself a female friend to share the pleasure of my company with, the only problem is that I half think I've actually become institutionalized, there is a bird at work who I often think could be the buffalo I spear with my arrow, but then I think that I will need to speak to someone once I finish work, I will have to think about meals (chicken and chips will only go so far in a relationship)

I'm just waxing lyrical here by the way lads, I mean I don't wanna get roped into watching Emerdale or Corrie (or worse both) every night of the fucking week

where I am at the moment, I get to drink when I want, watch what I want, do what I want and stick to my masturbational schedule without anyone getting in my ear.

Plus I'm not sure referring to someone of the opposite sex as a bird or a buffalo would go down to well, I reckon I should have been bord 30 years earlier, then I'd be right in the thick of it