Any good jokes ????

[Mark TKO]

My wife is leaving me because she claims I act like a baby. I almost choked but luckily she was there to wind me.

i can believe that

[Kel]

A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi are hanging out at the park. A little boy walks by and the Priest says to the Rabbi: Wanna fuck him? The Rabbi replies: Out of what?

[Dark Lord Al]

How do you turn a duck into a famous soul singer ?

You simply put him in a pre heated oven set at 220 degrees .

Then you take him out when his Bill Withers.