Any good jokes ????

[Master]

I have started ballet lessons. It keeps me on my toes.

[Master]

My wife is leaving me because she claims I act like a baby. I almost choked but luckily she was there to wind me.

[Xwetie]

[Mark TKO]

My wife is leaving me because she claims I act like a baby. I almost choked but luckily she was there to wind me.

i can believe that

[Kel]

A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi are hanging out at the park. A little boy walks by and the Priest says to the Rabbi: Wanna fuck him? The Rabbi replies: Out of what?

[Dark Lord Al]

How do you turn a duck into a famous soul singer ?

You simply put him in a pre heated oven set at 220 degrees .

Then you take him out when his Bill Withers.

[Master]

This bench is dedicated to the men who lost the will to live whilst following their partners around the shoe shops of Chester.

[Master]

Which Farmer can run a chemist

Farmer A Farmer B or Farmer C?

[Master]

Tribute to Ronnie Corbett

The French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape traders sit in.

[Master]

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the road. motorist are asked to be on the look out for the hardened criminals.

[Master]

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says she can no longer make ends meet.

[brocktonblockbust]

They found a dead man under the bridge yesterday covered in corn flakes. They think it was a cereal murder.

[Master]

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.

[Master]

This is a message for several honeymoon couples in a hotel in Pebbles: Breakfast was served 3 days ago.

[Master]

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of 2 men, Laurel and Hardy.