Greatest boxing nicknames of all time: post them here

[Spicoli]

Juan "The Hispanic causing panic" Lazcano
Sammy" The who can Mexican" Vasquez
Tiger "Georgia Deacon" Flowers
Adam "The swamp donkey" Richards
Lew "living death" and "sweetwater slinger" Jenkins
Darnell "ding a ling man" Wilson
Greg "Mutt" Haugen

Those are among the best, first one was what I thought of :P If either of those first two had happened to be greater fighters, they would be clearly regarded as such.

Still time for Vasquez. But great would be a stretch

Was thinking Jesus 'The Hawaiian punch' Salud. Surely he had to try and get a marketing deal with the drink company

[SlimTrae]

Hard to top Swamp Donkey.

[SlimTrae]

Anyone name Merciless Ray Mercer yet. I'm sure Tommy Morrison would agree Mercer was worthy of that nickname.

[Sleepwalker]

I went to see James Toney in a main event ($10 tickets and was able to walk all the way down to ringside....Yay. On the undercard, some guy named "The Weasel" went against some up-and-comer. He had like 9 wins and 30+ losses. Clearly a "jobber".

I chatted with him on the floor during one of the intermissions later on. He couldn't have been no more than 28 years old and up close his face was almost completely scarred up and teeth were warped. If I were a betting man, I would wager than most of the members on this board would compare his face to his prom pictures and believe they were two completely different people.

Anyways, a promoter approached him to give him his purse. I caught a glimpse of it and it was a little under $700. Sad.