Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

I piss 40 times a day and haven't had a full nights sleep without getting up for a piss in about 10 years

I also cant be arsed having sex

You lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.

Using the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.
Who won our GOTY this year?

Let me change that then and "let him do all the work".

[Andre]

I piss 40 times a day and haven't had a full nights sleep without getting up for a piss in about 10 years

I also cant be arsed having sex

You lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.

Using the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.
Who won our GOTY this year?

yeah but hang on, if i'm a contender for gay of the year then you must be too
@Andre the Giant Gay

Yeah sure what do Ii fucking care Im old, Ive already explained this, bring it on.erectus

[erics44]

I piss 40 times a day and haven't had a full nights sleep without getting up for a piss in about 10 years

I also cant be arsed having sex

You lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.

Using the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.
Who won our GOTY this year?

yeah but hang on, if i'm a contender for gay of the year then you must be too
@Andre the Giant Gay

Yeah sure what do Ii fucking care Im old, Ive already explained this, bring it on.erectus

oh yeah, you don't give a fuck

I forgot

[Andre]

I piss 40 times a day and haven't had a full nights sleep without getting up for a piss in about 10 years

I also cant be arsed having sex

You lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.

Using the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.
Who won our GOTY this year?

yeah but hang on, if i'm a contender for gay of the year then you must be too
@Andre the Giant Gay

We Franch men prefer de term feggeert.

[Master]

When you start drinking a pint of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

[Master]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

[Britkid]

Jack Dee's definition:

When someone your age dies and nobody calls it a 'tragedy'...

[brocktonblockbust]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

[Master]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

Pringles is surprising since it is made of potato starch which has very little fiber.

[Master]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

Pringles is surprising since it is made of potato starch which has very little fiber.

This is another sign we are getting old, talking about our constitution.

[Spicoli]

I went through a bunch of containers I packed sometime back when planning to move. Ended up throwing one out as everything I packed is now obsolete or of little use. Dvd players, crappy laptop and couple of gaming systems?! Either I've stopped hoarding or "sometime back" is another term for 5 yrs I cannot express enough how it feels like time is flying by the older I get. I even found my first flip-phone with all texts and photos on it. If you want to really feel old, scroll over texts from 2007 or so Apparently I delete nothing, hundreds of them. Took it out back, sat it on a cinderblock and took a hammer to it. It was awesome.

[Master]

I ordered a VHS head clean today form ebay.

[beenKOed]

I'm going to be 30 early next year, so I am definitely getting there.

Here's a few...

When you start to find the occasional white hair.
When you find yourself worrying about having to subsidise your retirement.
When you find some of your views start to become more conservative.
When you watch football and realise all the players are younger than you.
When you find the days seem to pass quicker and quicker and realise that death is just around the corner. You are no longer invincible.
When you don't care about going out and meeting people anymore.
When your memory begins to fail you and you don't remember anyones birthday.
When you stop buying new clothes.
When you get the same short hair cut everytime.
When you bemoan every new film for its excessive use of CGI.

U still get haircuts?