St Patrick's Day

**Mark TKO** · 03-18-2016 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Master

I have a lot of Irish friends and they have taken the day/weekend off and got pissed.

read as - "there are some Irish people at my work who don't talk to me but are on annual leave the rest of the week. They did not invite me to join them"

**Batman** · 03-18-2016 06:50 AM

Fuck St Patricks day, when I was a nipper I would be in my local 363 days of the year, the only two days I avoided was new years eve and fucking paddies day, its my pub for the whole year and I have to surrender it to a bunch of English (that's right English) cunts who are about as Irish as my arse hole walking about in mobs wearing stupidfucking inflatable guiness hats talking...well slurring actually...about how irish they are Irish because of their mothers pet ferrets fathers aunts past owners fucking twin sister.

fuck you, you cunts, fuck off and celebrate it somewhere fucking else

I love St Georges day because the pubs are fucking empty

**Spicoli** · 03-18-2016 07:56 AM

Took the day off and bought some booze. Now I'm going to pretend its Friday night, eat a taco and wake up for work with a fookin hangover. The end

**SlimTrae** · 03-18-2016 10:29 AM

Happy men in green hats day

**Beanz** · 03-18-2016 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Batman

Fuck St Patricks day, when I was a nipper I would be in my local 363 days of the year, the only two days I avoided was new years eve and fucking paddies day, its my pub for the whole year and I have to surrender it to a bunch of English (that's right English) cunts who are about as Irish as my arse hole walking about in mobs wearing stupidfucking inflatable guiness hats talking...well slurring actually...about how irish they are Irish because of their mothers pet ferrets fathers aunts past owners fucking twin sister.

fuck you, you cunts, fuck off and celebrate it somewhere fucking else

I love St Georges day because the pubs are fucking empty