Fuck St Patricks day, when I was a nipper I would be in my local 363 days of the year, the only two days I avoided was new years eve and fucking paddies day, its my pub for the whole year and I have to surrender it to a bunch of English (that's right English) cunts who are about as Irish as my arse hole walking about in mobs wearing stupidfucking inflatable guiness hats talking...well slurring actually...about how irish they are Irish because of their mothers pet ferrets fathers aunts past owners fucking twin sister.
fuck you, you cunts, fuck off and celebrate it somewhere fucking else
I love St Georges day because the pubs are fucking empty
Took the day off and bought some booze. Now I'm going to pretend its Friday night, eat a taco and wake up for work with a fookin hangover. The end
Happy men in green hats day
All's lost! Everything's going to shit!
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