They found a dead man under the bridge yesterday covered in corn flakes. They think it was a cereal murder.
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They found a dead man under the bridge yesterday covered in corn flakes. They think it was a cereal murder.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.
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This is a message for several honeymoon couples in a hotel in Pebbles: Breakfast was served 3 days ago.
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It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of 2 men, Laurel and Hardy.
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There was a fire at the main Inland revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.
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West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
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2 rats in the sewers having a moan, Roland says - Shit for Breakfast, Shit for Dinner and Shit for Tea, Ronny Replies - Don't worry, were on the piss later
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why west midlands? are there lots of trannies there?Originally Posted by Master
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