Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

Well what about when you open the door and it gets caught in your foot and you bang your head on the door?

[brocktonblockbust]

Well what about when you open the door and it gets caught in your foot and you bang your head on the door?

The foot thing happens to me sometimes too, and when pulling out a heavy chair from the table in order to sit down. , it hits against your foot.

[beenKOed]

You look in the mirror when you get out of the shower and plucked chicken is all that comes to mind.

[Spicoli]

I had a client since 92' come in last week and I go to talk up how long its been. We talked in front of two new employees to show years and deep client base . Great conversation save for when she said 'I remember you had that goofy haircut and made random small talk when trying to get my Tia without her biting the shit outta you and me not noticing' . We think we're so slick so early on. Old girl had me figured all along, now I hold the door and have to carry the dogs to the taxi cab as she can no longer 'lift' them or even drive herself.

Time man. You do not get it back!

[Master]

This is beautiful.