I see David Haye was on some comedy sports show on ITV tonight, that just about sums him up. He isn't going to want to fight anyone remotely dangerous, just fight another couple of bums talk up Shannon Briggs then get 'injured' again.

Just keep himself busy enough to ensure ITV, BBC Three, soccer am, loose women and Saturday kitchen give him a call every now and again so he can whore himself out to them without taking a punch