Smoothie Maker

[walrus]

Nutribullet.

Recipe:

Banana
Cup of berries
spoon of chia seeds
Spoon of coconut
Handful of raw almonds
3 spoons of greek yogurt
Cup of milk.

Plenty of energy and nutrients in that. Give up bread completely.

Sounds like that might make you gay perhaps u should just chug sperm

[Master]

Any more recipes?

[walrus]

Ice, banana and milk with a touch of sugar. Delicious.

[Master]

Ice, banana and milk with a touch of sugar. Delicious.

No sugar that is an evil chemical from the capitalist bourgeois aiming to kill the proletariat.

[walrus]

Ice, banana and milk with a touch of sugar. Delicious.

No sugar that is an evil chemical from the capitalist bourgeois aiming to kill the proletariat.

Damn I only got use half a teaspoon but if the strawberries are at peak ripeness you can forego the sugar

[p4pking]

I have a nutribullet as well, it's really useful for cooking and stuff too.

My favourite smoothie is

1 whole loaf of white bread
1 cup of sugar
1 cup of food coloring
1 cup of ice cubes made from strong beer
1 cup of aspartame
2 tablespoons of salt
3 tablespoons of tobacco



I usually have it as a hangover tonic.

[Master]

Gandalf said give up the bread?