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    West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
    why west midlands? are there lots of trannies there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by erics44 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
    why west midlands? are there lots of trannies there?
    It could be any police in general.
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    My mate is a massive F1 fan. I prefer Ctrl and Caps Lock Shift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    My mate is a massive F1 fan. I prefer Ctrl and Caps Lock Shift.
    Pffffffffft. BWAHAHAHA that's my kind of joke....love it!

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    My sons cat died and he asked for another one just like it. Why he wants two dead cats, I do not know.
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    Just bought Bonnie Tyler’s goalkeeping heroes DVD. It’s just totally clips of Joe Hart.
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    too soon?


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    too soon?


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    You will realise it is never too soon.
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