Did you hear about the African American who fell down and smashed his knee? Now he is black and blue.
Did you hear about the African American who fell down and smashed his knee? Now he is black and blue.
There was a fire at the main Inland revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
2 rats in the sewers having a moan, Roland says - Shit for Breakfast, Shit for Dinner and Shit for Tea, Ronny Replies - Don't worry, were on the piss later
Officially the only saddo who has had a girlfriend
My mate is a massive F1 fan. I prefer Ctrl and Caps Lock Shift.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
My sons cat died and he asked for another one just like it. Why he wants two dead cats, I do not know.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
I am often accused of eavesdropping. I just wish they had the guts to say it to my face.
Ironman is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.
I would like to buy a new boomerang but could you tell me how to throw away the old one please?
Woke up with a dead leg this morning, this is the last time I will take out a loan from the Mafia.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Did you hear about the Punjabi kid who disappeared at school one day? He got accused of playing Hide & Sikh.
Just bought Bonnie Tyler’s goalkeeping heroes DVD. It’s just totally clips of Joe Hart.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
You will realise it is never too soon.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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