Shouldn't they have at the very least taken swimming lessons before boarding, though? Let's be real. To expect life guards and first responders and coast guardsmen to risk their lives saving a bunch of self-entitled, opportunistic phonies who happened to be stupid enough to pile 95 people into a leaky canoe and attempt to drift 100s of miles across a sea, is just SELFISH.

If you can't afford to do the time, don't do the crime!