Quote Originally Posted by Lyle
Quote Originally Posted by X
I created the earth, the skies and the Universe. All the creatures on the planet were created by me, though they have since evolved into different forms which are more pleasing to me.
...and ya still can't get laid







sorry dude you set it up I had to
It's true. Sadly all of my creations were an attempt to get laid, but once I granted consciousness, they all cut and run