Admission.

I used to say my vote was the most important thing as we'll as a privilege.

Not after reading this. My dick is the most important thing. And to think this dude chopped it off! Never again to feel the soft juicy cushioned cootchie is an insult to all the dicks of the world.

And now Sports Illustrated is glorifying self castration? Glamour magazine, People magazine...
Who wants to read a story on who got cut from the team followed by who just cut off their most prized possession?