Kennedy the Bumkin is his name
How did he reach his fame?
By fighting everyone whose name
Is ranked so low --- oh what a shame!

O Marvin can you please return?
Or what about The Beast?
Even Hopkins, Jones or Hearns
Would surely have a feast!

the Glove Skin gently strokes his chin
And thinks he is the best
But every boxing fan doth know
His reign is just in jest!