***Boxing's Brave New World.....for a day, anyway***

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

If you had the chance to take over a boxer/promoter/manager for a day... What would you do with them? What fights would you make happen. How would you act?

Jab Judah: I would wake up... Get out of bed... look in the mirror... and repeatedly punch myself in the face until I were unconcious.

ODLH: First fight Tito and finish that sh1t and then give Mayweather 60 out of the 100% of the purse to make that fight happen.SOON!!

Don King: (Same as Judah except his day would end by stepping out into traffic)

Bob Arumsee Don King)

B-Hop: Stay retired and sell T-shirts with his face on them that say "The legend killer, killer" to piss Tarver off

Jermain Taylor: Win a big fight by KO or UD

Winky Wright: I would rematch Taylor and friggin fight the last round

Sergio Mora: I would take him into battle against Jermain Taylor and jump out of his body right before Taylor hands him his own @$

Fernando Vargas: Retire

Floyde Mayweather: Give my dad a hug

Joe C: Fight a NAME... and stop getting hurt. great SMW but we're gonna have to wheel him into the ring soon.

Barrera: Get Liposuction on my huge head.

Morales: Pound PAC one more time.

Paulie M: I would fight Cotto again. This time with a baseball bat and umpires mask

John Ruiz: Yawn... Um... I would stop boxing and become a librarian

Lamon Brewster: Get back on the horse. He can fight with the best and he needs to get back in the ring and win a title.

Peter Manfredo: Get braces

Rock: Stop getting your @$ KO'd by lack luster boxers.

Tarver: I would buy a wig for that grape

Ray Leonard: I would slap Sergio Mora whenever he spoke to me like we were on the same level during contender bouts and then stick his skinny a$ in a dunce cap and put him in the corner

Thomas Hearn: I love the man and would have him quit boxing all together... JUST STOP!! Noone can understand you. You're punch drunk

Sly: You're not a boxer. You will never be. Stop pretending that cuz you faked and pulled punches in a movie that you know what sugar knows... Actually.... Get in the ring and spar with no headgear against Leonard just for shats and giggles. Sugar ray in 2........seconds I mean


Give me some more, guys

[emma]

err

joe calzaghe-go to the barbers

gary lockett-get my teeth done

amir khan-sack manager,retake driving lessons.

audley harrison-hand my licence in.

frank warren-get amir a lightweight fighter

ricky hatton-go to boots buy some slimfast,go to tanshop get a tan.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

err

joe calzaghe-go to the barbers

gary lockett-get my teeth done

amir khan-sack manager,retake driving lessons.

audley harrison-hand my licence in.

frank warren-get amir a lightweight fighter

ricky hatton-go to boots buy some slimfast,go to tanshop get a tan.

cc I like it

[ICB]

joe calzaghe= get fight with clinton woods then roy jones
amir khan= get fighter thats half decent
audley harrison = tell harrison ur shite u hopeless piece of S*** retire maybe try dominoes instead lol
ricky hatton = get rematch with luis collazo then fight castillo
castillo= make the weight 
danny williams = work at cake shop
james toney = go on atkins diet or have stomach pumped to get fat out
herbie hide = have his jaw fitted in my front room for nice window
clinton woods= fight calzaghe then roy jones
roy jones= rematch tarver and glen johnson
jeff lacy = get some speed learn to slip punches
riddick bowe= retire

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

joe calzaghe= get fight with clinton woods then roy jones
amir khan= get fighter thats half decent
audley harrison = tell harrison ur shite u hopeless piece of S*** retire maybe try dominoes instead lol
ricky hatton = get rematch with luis collazo then fight castillo
castillo= make the weight
danny williams = work at cake shop
james toney = go on atkins diet or have stomach pumped to get fat out
herbie hide = have his jaw fitted in my front room for nice window
clinton woods= fight calzaghe then roy jones
roy jones= rematch tarver and glen johnson
jeff lacy = get some speed learn to slip punches
riddick bowe= retire

cc

[ICB]

joe calzaghe= get fight with clinton woods then roy jones
amir khan= get fighter thats half decent
audley harrison = tell harrison ur shite u hopeless piece of S*** retire maybe try dominoes instead lol
ricky hatton = get rematch with luis collazo then fight castillo
castillo= make the weight
danny williams = work at cake shop
james toney = go on atkins diet or have stomach pumped to get fat out
herbie hide = have his jaw fitted in my front room for nice window
clinton woods= fight calzaghe then roy jones
roy jones= rematch tarver and glen johnson
jeff lacy = get some speed learn to slip punches
riddick bowe= retire

cc

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[X]

Scott Harrison - stop drinking when you start vomiting uncontrollably and want to have a fight for free.

[superheavyrhun]

Interesting. Well, I felt the comment to send Joe Calzaghe to the barber was somewhat harsh. You know he can afford to go to toni & Guy these days?

Joe Calzaghe - Knock a big name out with one punch, to finally silenc those eejits who reckon that he can't punch.
Frank Warren - Go and torment some sinners before cooking some sausages and bacon on the eternal fires of his home.
Matt Skelton - Just fight. Whoever it is, just fight, and do it soon.
Roy Jones Jr - Go home, play the playstation on your 132" tv, and generally quit dreaming that you are as good as you were 4 years ago.
Butterbean - Just keep entertaining us as the biggest man in the ring!
Clinton Woods - Finally forget about the Johnson jinx, and focus on the next fight, no demons left....except maybe RJJ
Don King - remove hand from the electric socket and buy a proper comb.
Mike Tyson - Laser tattoo removal.
Ricky Hatton - quit handing back all the titles you win!
Tam Seddon - win the next one son!
John Ruiz - resume career as a physics teacher, and don't make people get PPV to put them to sleep.
Lennox Lewis - shove a fist in that Klitschko's mouth and save the HW division from the Eastern Bloc.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Interesting. Well, I felt the comment to send Joe Calzaghe to the barber was somewhat harsh. You know he can afford to go to toni & Guy these days?

Joe Calzaghe - Knock a big name out with one punch, to finally silenc those eejits who reckon that he can't punch.
Frank Warren - Go and torment some sinners before cooking some sausages and bacon on the eternal fires of his home.
Matt Skelton - Just fight. Whoever it is, just fight, and do it soon.
Roy Jones Jr - Go home, play the playstation on your 132" tv, and generally quit dreaming that you are as good as you were 4 years ago.
Butterbean - Just keep entertaining us as the biggest man in the ring!
Clinton Woods - Finally forget about the Johnson jinx, and focus on the next fight, no demons left....except maybe RJJ
Don King - remove hand from the electric socket and buy a proper comb.
Mike Tyson - Laser tattoo removal.
Ricky Hatton - quit handing back all the titles you win!
Tam Seddon - win the next one son!
John Ruiz - resume career as a physics teacher, and don't make people get PPV to put them to sleep.
Lennox Lewis - shove a fist in that Klitschko's mouth and save the HW division from the Eastern Bloc.

[Cortez The Killer]

Lol, good stuff there Boston..best thing I've seen you post! Clever too. cc

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Lol, good stuff there Boston..best thing I've seen you post! Clever too. cc

Y thank you cc back

[El Kabong]

Wilfred Saurland - I would send Abraham back out there in the 5th and watch his broken jaw swell...HAHAHA

Miranda - I'd keep my left hand up and aim for Arthur's jaw

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Wilfred Saurland - I would send Abraham back out there in the 5th and watch his broken jaw swell...HAHAHA

Miranda - I'd keep my left hand up and aim for Arthur's jaw

Big Abe fan, huh! lol

[OumaFan]

Wlad: retire, run for mayor of some Ukrainian town. Leave us alone.

Allan Green: Just go ahead and get KTFO by somebody, its coming soon, might as well get it over with

JMM: do something. Fighting a guy named Jimrez Jaca doesn't really count.

O'Neill Bell: Actually fight somebody. Its called defending your title, might want to give it a shot just for fun.

Margarito: Stop waiting on Floyd to miraculously decide to fight you. Its a waste of time.

Vivian Harris: Just stop being yourself. Be somebody else.

[superheavyrhun]

Wlad: retire, run for mayor of some Ukrainian town. Leave us alone.

Allan Green: Just go ahead and get KTFO by somebody, its coming soon, might as well get it over with

JMM: do something. Fighting a guy named Jimrez Jaca doesn't really count.

O'Neill Bell: Actually fight somebody. Its called defending your title, might want to give it a shot just for fun.

Margarito: Stop waiting on Floyd to miraculously decide to fight you. Its a waste of time.

Vivian Harris: Just stop being yourself. Be somebody else.

Don't you have any positive things that people can do....I mean you're all negative here dude. Surely there is something positive that someone can do in your eyes. As the Oumafan, then surely you can think of a good fight for him.
CC for the JMM and O'Neil Bell comments though, it's like sitting and watching mould growing with their careers at the moment.