***Boxing's Brave New World.....for a day, anyway***

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

most of mine weren't po ssitive

[killersheep]

de la Hoya - send the kids off and bang the wife all day on top of a pile of money.

Ricky Hatton - Challenge Collazo at 140.

Don King - return all the stolen souls from boxers over the years.

Zab Judah - Challenge Paul Williams at 118, knowing he could never make weight and call him a chicken.

Nicolay Valuev - Challenge anyone else with a title.

[Kev]

If I could take over a boxers body for the day I would do the following;

Amr Khan - Prowl Hampstead Heath looking for cock, making sure I'm as blatently visable as possible. I would make sure I got pictured deep throating a jumbo pork saugage to show complete contempt for his religion, and I'd mouth to the cameraman, 'Care to give me some of the real thing boys,'?

I'd then leave his body, go back into mine, and look forward to the next's days papers and the complete ruination of Amir's career.

I would love to see his response to being questioned, his excuse of memory loss or possession leading to him to do these awful things just wouldn't help him much.

Where's your Allah now huh?

[p4pking]

CC pride of Boston, funny thread....especially like this line, and it's so damn true.


"Ray Leonard: I would slap Sergio Mora whenever he spoke to me like we were on the same level during contender bouts and then stick his skinny a$ in a dunce cap and put him in the corner"

[DaxxKahn]

HMMM let's see.....

Freddie Roach-Figure out who is the man in my Relationship me or Lucia...

James Toney--Get some type of fast food endorsement

Joe C--Find another fighter to look good against before the truth about Lacy comes out

Antonio Tarver--Admit Im not as good as Mason Dixon

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

If I could take over a boxers body for the day I would do the following;

Amr Khan - Prowl Hampstead Heath looking for cock, making sure I'm as blatently visable as possible. I would make sure I got pictured deep throating a jumbo pork saugage to show complete contempt for his religion, and I'd mouth to the cameraman, 'Care to give me some of the real thing boys,'?

I'd then leave his body, go back into mine, and look forward to the next's days papers and the complete ruination of Amir's career.

I would love to see his response to being questioned, his excuse of memory loss or possession leading to him to do these awful things just wouldn't help him much.

Where's your Allah now huh?

lmfao

[ross]

Lennox Lewis







Id like to know what its like to have delusions of grandure only to be bought crashing back to reality by mediochre oppostion

[SigmaMu]

Some good shiet here. Nice thread and 1 CC for Pride of Boston.

Too busy to think of any of my own as I am busy as fudge but thanks for all the laughs. You guys are hilarious.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Some good shiet here. Nice thread and 1 CC for Pride of Boston.

Too busy to think of any of my own as I am busy as fudge but thanks for all the laughs. You guys are hilarious.

CC back @ ya

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Lennox Lewis







Id like to know what its like to have delusions of grandure only to be bought crashing back to reality by mediochre oppostion

I love it... Sorry Lennox

[bigragu]

Hatton-grow some stones and give Collazo a rematch
Ruiz-Retire
Rahman-Retire
Hearns-Retire
Bowe-Retire
Gatti-Retire
Vargas-Retire
Zab-visit psychiatrist, get proper meds and come back...and get pounded by PBF again.
PBF-go 50-50 with ODLH on purse and "GET ER DONE"
ODLH-(see PBF)
James "Buster" Douglas-get in shape, get focused and kick the ever lovin piss out of Holyfield
Holyfield-Retire or (see above)

[Kev]

Hatton-grow some stones and give Collazo a rematch
Ruiz-Retire
Rahman-Retire
Hearns-Retire
Bowe-Retire
Gatti-Retire
Vargas-Retire
Zab-visit psychiatrist, get proper meds and come back...and get pounded by PBF again.
PBF-go 50-50 with ODLH on purse and "GET ER DONE"
ODLH-(see PBF)
James "Buster" Douglas-get in shape, get focused and kick the ever lovin piss out of Holyfield
Holyfield-Retire or (see above)

I think most people have misunderstood this thread completely, it's not a what do you think these boxers should do next but rather, 'If you could inhabit any boxer's body for a day what would you do. I'm sure you can think of stuff a whole lot more exciting then to retire?

And to the dozens of posters who say I'd beat this person or I'd beat that person please explain to me the following,

1) How the hell are you going to get a fight arranged, contracts signed, advertising and venue arrangements a 6 week training camp, plus fight the actual fight in 24 hours?

2) Secondly those who say they would batter this person or that person, remember it's YOU who are inhabiting that boxers body so YOU would be takng the punches and YOU would need to win the fight. Since I doubt any of us can compete at anything remotely approacing world class level of boxing I'd say fighting anyone is out of the question.

Personally what I would love to do is this,

Be Oscar De La Hoya,

9.00 am get out of bed, go to the bank, ask my wife to drive me cos I wouldnt know where to go :P

Draw out a couple million dollars in cash, drive wife home.

Now I'd drive out to my own car (bilbo's) and put the money in the boot of my car.

Next I would go home. I'd buy a webcam, set it up in my bedroom.....

Now I would fuck the living shit out of Oscar's lovely wife.

I'd get to to talk dirty, keep yelling 'Say my name bitch!. Call me Baggins!

'Come on honey tell me you want me to play with your ring, that's it LOUDER!, tell me you want your ring to be mine!

Next I'd make her eat my cum, being sure to position her in direct sight of my webcam.

Now with her fucked I'd proceed to fuck De La Hoya in a different way.

Logging onto my fave porn torrent site empornium I'd upload our little video thus guaranteeing a million downloads within the next 24 hours.


Now I'd take a wad of cash, drive to the seediest part of town. I'd be wearing some of my wife's stockings under my trousers which I would now take off.

Finding the busiest spot I would get out of my car, wearing only my stockings, and lie down on the pavement and start masturbating furiously.

I would gather the money around my genitals and say to passers by 'help yourselves'.

The next day would be a pretty bad one for Oscar De La Hoya.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Hatton-grow some stones and give Collazo a rematch
Ruiz-Retire
Rahman-Retire
Hearns-Retire
Bowe-Retire
Gatti-Retire
Vargas-Retire
Zab-visit psychiatrist, get proper meds and come back...and get pounded by PBF again.
PBF-go 50-50 with ODLH on purse and "GET ER DONE"
ODLH-(see PBF)
James "Buster" Douglas-get in shape, get focused and kick the ever lovin piss out of Holyfield
Holyfield-Retire or (see above)

I think most people have misunderstood this thread completely, it's not a what do you think these boxers should do next but rather, 'If you could inhabit any boxer's body for a day what would you do. I'm sure you can think of stuff a whole lot more exciting then to retire?

And to the dozens of posters who say I'd beat this person or I'd beat that person please explain to me the following,

1) How the hell are you going to get a fight arranged, contracts signed, advertising and venue arrangements a 6 week training camp, plus fight the actual fight in 24 hours? 

2) Secondly those who say they would batter this person or that person, remember it's YOU who are inhabiting that boxers body so YOU would be takng the punches and YOU would need to win the fight. Since I doubt any of us can compete at anything remotely approacing world class level of boxing I'd say fighting anyone is out of the question.

Personally what I would love to do is this,

Be Oscar De La Hoya,

9.00 am get out of bed, go to the bank, ask my wife to drive me cos I wouldnt know where to go  :P

Draw out a couple million dollars in cash, drive wife home.

Now I'd drive out to my own car (bilbo's) and put the money in the boot of my car. 

Next I would go home. I'd buy a webcam, set it up in my bedroom.....

Now I would F*** the living S*** out of Oscar's lovely wife.

I'd get to to talk dirty, keep yelling 'Say my name bitch!. Call me Baggins! 

'Come on honey tell me you want me to play with your ring, that's it LOUDER!, tell me you want your ring to be mine! 

Next I'd make her eat my cum, being sure to position her in direct sight of my webcam.

Now with her fucked I'd proceed to F*** De La Hoya in a different way.

Logging onto my fave porn torrent site empornium I'd upload our little video thus guaranteeing a million downloads within the next 24 hours.


Now I'd take a wad of cash, drive to the seediest part of town. I'd be wearing some of my wife's stockings under my trousers which I would now take off.

Finding the busiest spot I would get out of my car, wearing only my stockings, and lie down on the pavement and start masturbating furiously.

I would gather the money around my genitals and say to passers by 'help yourselves'.

The next day would be a pretty bad one for Oscar De La Hoya. 

bilbo, my boy...  all I can say............................................... .................................................. ..................................
is you're the only guy tht really got it...

2 ccs I may have got you today but Ill try...  None the less 2 for that post.  Laughed my yankee a$ off!!



Nope... I got ya :-)

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

1cc2ya

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Wacko... I'm a little hurt you didn't respond to this one... C'mon my friend