Naoya Inoue-Thai with ten different names.

[Memphis]

Fun fight! Inoue bit of showman who doesn't shy away, even excepts punches but the last couple rounds there were best going today. That jab. Tremendous breakdown 101 on a rock opponent who landed his own. I've heard that Thai names have as much to do with where a fighter trains

I think it's their actual name, with their porn star name, sponsor and gym name tagged on the end.

So yours would be like

Memphis Droopy Poundland Blue Oyster Bar JJB Fitness ?

You're almost there but I'd be in a world of hurt if I didnt mention Primark.