Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigragu
Hatton-grow some stones and give Collazo a rematch
Ruiz-Retire
Rahman-Retire
Hearns-Retire
Bowe-Retire
Gatti-Retire
Vargas-Retire
Zab-visit psychiatrist, get proper meds and come back...and get pounded by PBF again.
PBF-go 50-50 with ODLH on purse and "GET ER DONE"
ODLH-(see PBF)
James "Buster" Douglas-get in shape, get focused and kick the ever lovin piss out of Holyfield
Holyfield-Retire or (see above)
I think most people have misunderstood this thread completely, it's not a what do you think these boxers should do next but rather, 'If you could inhabit any boxer's body for a day what would you do. I'm sure you can think of stuff a whole lot more exciting then to retire?

And to the dozens of posters who say I'd beat this person or I'd beat that person please explain to me the following,

1) How the hell are you going to get a fight arranged, contracts signed, advertising and venue arrangements a 6 week training camp, plus fight the actual fight in 24 hours?

2) Secondly those who say they would batter this person or that person, remember it's YOU who are inhabiting that boxers body so YOU would be takng the punches and YOU would need to win the fight. Since I doubt any of us can compete at anything remotely approacing world class level of boxing I'd say fighting anyone is out of the question.

Personally what I would love to do is this,

Be Oscar De La Hoya,

9.00 am get out of bed, go to the bank, ask my wife to drive me cos I wouldnt know where to go :P

Draw out a couple million dollars in cash, drive wife home.

Now I'd drive out to my own car (bilbo's) and put the money in the boot of my car.

Next I would go home. I'd buy a webcam, set it up in my bedroom.....

Now I would fuck the living shit out of Oscar's lovely wife.

I'd get to to talk dirty, keep yelling 'Say my name bitch!. Call me Baggins!

'Come on honey tell me you want me to play with your ring, that's it LOUDER!, tell me you want your ring to be mine!

Next I'd make her eat my cum, being sure to position her in direct sight of my webcam.

Now with her fucked I'd proceed to fuck De La Hoya in a different way.

Logging onto my fave porn torrent site empornium I'd upload our little video thus guaranteeing a million downloads within the next 24 hours.


Now I'd take a wad of cash, drive to the seediest part of town. I'd be wearing some of my wife's stockings under my trousers which I would now take off.

Finding the busiest spot I would get out of my car, wearing only my stockings, and lie down on the pavement and start masturbating furiously.

I would gather the money around my genitals and say to passers by 'help yourselves'.

The next day would be a pretty bad one for Oscar De La Hoya.