New Computer

[Master]

My laptop is fucking riddled with STD's

Use protection.

[Batman]

My laptop is fucking riddled with STD's

Use protection.

fuck that, bareback all the way

[Gandalf]

My computer is protected, but I think it is too protected. So much so that I cannot get anything done or use it for anything as every site is dodgy including Google. I think I will have to start again and eradicate politics so that the authorities leave me alone. I should just download porn like normal people do.

[Master]

I can not get the computer I want! Bloody Black Friday!

I am desperate now, will get anything.

You forget how reliant you are with one. I have to set up all my accounts on it too.

[Master]

Could not buy a computer as the ones I wanted were all sold out at Argos and Curry PC would not reduce their price until Black Friday.

I went to get the PC fixed instead.

I did not give him my password.

[Batman]

If the police come knocking at the door don't answer it