Chris Eubank's following fight poster will have a caption a bit like this:

Winner of a (IBO) SUPER MIDDLEWEIGHT WORLD TITLE ON PPV (12 buys) AT WEMBLEY (municipal leisure centre) MAKES HIS NEXT GLORIOUS DEFENCE.

I genuinely think that Kim Jong-Un has a better grip on reality than the Eubanks after this ridiculous announcement. Go home Chrises, you're drunk.