What's the FIRST thing you ate and drank in 2017 IN DETAIL?

[Batman]

7am - cup of coffee, strong (almost black) 2 sugars

11am - about 6 bottles of stella, 3 glasses of port

2am - dinner - boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, carrots, spinach, turkey, ham, yorkshire pudding x2, you get the idea, I had a big dinner,

since then I've had 4 660ml bottles of stella one can of stella and 3 rather large glasses of rum

kind of hungry now and the rum I'm drinking cost me £45 so I'm not happy about clattering that but I can't be arsed to go the off licence

[Master]

What happened to your new years resolution of not drinking batman?

[Batman]

What happened to your new years resolution of not drinking batman?

I do not recall making that new years resolution, If I did I was probably drunk at the time

I don't really class that as a big drink, I've been at it since 11am so its been nicely spaced out, I've not had a drink since xmas day

[Master]

My dad makes the no alcohol drink and every year he breaks it in January.

You never made the resolution but I wish you would.

[Spicoli]

I drove to a liqueur store in BF Panama City at 11:35 pm then sat on a sand dune next to the water. Poured a 1/2 pint of Captains and warm coke into an old coffee cup at 12:05 a.m and ate a cold Chick fi la sandwich listening to shit go boom.

[brocktonblockbust]

@Batman DAMN, SON, YOU CAN DRINK!!!!
@Spicoli that sounds very randomly cozy

[Spicoli]

@Batman DAMN, SON, YOU CAN DRINK!!!!
@Spicoli that sounds very randomly cozy

It was, very needed. Amazing what a drink or two can do after you've been dry for a number of days