Signs that you are getting older

[Batman]

When you realise that people born in the year 2000 are old enough to drive.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you remember that a slice of pizza used to be $1 and now its $2.75

[Spicoli]

repeating it again eyebrows man! Over the last two years my eyebrows have sprouted independent villages of hair and I'm on the road to Quest for fire brow.

[walrus]

When u realize what an ass u are

[Dia bando]

When u realize what an ass u are

A miserable bastard nothing much pleases you anymore.!

[Gandalf]

When every symptom feels like the grim reaper calling. I was once invincible.

[brocktonblockbust]

when @Master and @Gandalf BOTH ignore the funny exchange of @walrus and @Dia bando in the same thread.