Miss Whiplash was not what I expected. She arrived in a neck brace and with her solicitor.

If I was being subjective, I'd say my favourite rock band is the Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was the Whom.

You think you're until you are asked to choose a "user name".

Told the shop manager water keeps leaking out of my new bath. He said I needed a plug. The swine never told me it was electric.

Got an email saying "at Google Earth we can read maps backwards". Surely, that's spam?