Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you remembered Roger Federer winning a grand slam.

Yes he did it and Williams sister final. Quality bring back 2008.

[Batman]

When you can remember the days that pub quizzes were won by the most intelligent/soba team and not by the team with the best 4G signal

I remember being in a pub quiz and I was fucking hammered beyong all belief, I think I hadn't sorted myself out from the night before, anyways for some reason I thought it'd be a good idea to shout madonna out everytime the dude read his question, in the end he was massively pissed off with me and threatened to have me thrown out if I did it one more time, sure enough the next question was something along the lines of 'who saing the theme tune to Austin Powers the spy who shagged me' at this point the whole pub stopped and looked at me in expectation, I tried to stop myself but I couldn't, I shouted Madonna and was escorted out of the pub, the last thing I remember was everyone in there chanting ''bring him back bring him back bring him back'' they didn't let me in for 2 or 3 months after that.

the 2 or 3 months was no big deal, I had a kind of understanding with that place, they would bar me for 2 months, I'd come back in for 2 weeks then get barred again, they never barred me for life so I can't really complain

[Master]

When you have to take vitamins everyday just to stay healthy I now take Vitamin D, Cod Liver Oil and B12.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you have to take vitamins everyday just to stay healthy I now take Vitamin D, Cod Liver Oil and B12.

when B12 and the B52's were bands

[Alpha]

When start dying your hair for grey hairs but then start dying it lighter and lighter to make the grey blend in.

[Spicoli]

Had to give a couple workers a ride home and apparently still having a CD case in the car is hysterical to 20 somethings... Hey man. Wtf

[Master]

When you do not know what the Dab is.

[greynotsoold]

When start dying your hair for grey hairs but then start dying it lighter and lighter to make the grey blend in.

How about when your hair has been white for so long that you can't remember what color it used to be?

[Dark Lord Al]

When start dying your hair for grey hairs but then start dying it lighter and lighter to make the grey blend in.

How about when your hair has been white for so long that you can't remember what color it used to be?

How about being bald and not ever getting to the Grey stage you show off.