Don Lemon CAN'T STAND BEING CALLED "FAKE NEWS" -- walks off set! CLASSIC!!!

[El Kabong]

Don Lemon, I need a man who has powerful friends. I need a million dollars in cash. I need, Don Lemon, all of those politicians that you carry around in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes.

A fish wrapped in a queer.....it's an old Sicilian message it means Don Lemon sleeps with the fishes

[El Kabong]

I don't want CNN coming out of the bathroom with just Don Lemon's dick in his hands

[El Kabong]

We could put the Don Lemon BEHIND the toilet

[El Kabong]

Johnny Ola brought him to the Don Lemon show

[El Kabong]

I WANTED A SHOW! I was passed over! I'm smart, not like they say, I'm smart!

[vidgil]

We could put the Don Lemon BEHIND the toilet

I can just picture Connie's wedding at the beginning and all the guys lined up to get blown by Don Lemon in his office, while Anderson Cooper jerks off in the closet

[TitoFan]

You guys are too much. You deserve a good thrashing.

But I don't like violence. I'm a businessman. Blood is a big expense.

[El Kabong]

You guys are too much. You deserve a good thrashing.

But I don't like violence. I'm a businessman. Blood is a big expense.

...but I'm a superstitious man, and if there should be some slanted interview questions asked to my son, if an earpiece was to electrocute him, if a boom mic was to fall on his head, then I am going to blame some of the people in this room....and that I do not forgive.

[TitoFan]

I am sorry. What happened to your son was business. I have much respect for your son. But your son, his thinking is divisive. You must understand why I had to do that. Now let's work through where we go from here.

[vidgil]

I'm talking about a politician that's mixed up in child sex trafficking. I'm talking about a dishonest politician, a crooked politician who got mixed up in pizzagate and got what was coming to her. That's a terrific story. We've got Alex Jones on the payroll, right Tom? He might like a story like that.

[brocktonblockbust]

What,..., The..., Fuck.....,

[El Kabong]

What,..., The..., Fuck.....,

Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss whoever he is, Don Lemon will never get that TV show! I don't care how many daigo, guinea, wop, greaseball, gumbas come out of the woodwork.


- Don Lemon is a gay black man


Well let me tell you something my African Queen friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!

[El Kabong]

Acting lessons, singing lessons, rhetoric lessons, I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on Don Lemon, I was going to make him a big star! And let me be even MORE frank just to show you that I'm not a hard hearted man and it's not all dollars and cents. He was beautiful, he was young, he was the best Fake News reporter I've ever had and I've had 'em all over the world! And then Donald Trump comes along with his Sunkist Orange skin and New York charm and he runs off.....Don lemon threw it all away to try and keep from looking ridiculous!

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