Triggered by a hat

[walrus]

What kind of hat was it? I once considered buying a trilby hat. Didn't do it and now I'm not even brave enough to change my hair style.

Sorry I guess I didn't explain it was a make America great again hat. Since I've worn it I've gotten three comments now but they always say it from about 30 feet away. I'd have more respect for them if they said it to my face. By the way miles I'd really like to start wearing a fedora I really like the look of them