David Walliams lookalike dwarf banned from pool for shitting down slide hahaha

[Beanz]

Must be true as it's in the Sunday Sport but it did make me piss myself laughing this morning when i saw it on a mates facebook page.
Funny Read

Ha!

His head looks like it has been badly photoshopped on. The thing is that this and the Daily Mash stuff is not only very funny but often better written than a lot of the stuff that passes for serious journalism nowadays.

[smashup]

I know must be a right laugh writing for them, basically making up crazy stories and getting paid for it

[Gandalf]

Pretty funny. It's nuts that there can be a paper that wacky.

[Fenster]

I laughed reading the thread title. Love the way it went from a dwarf headbutting a lifegaurds groin to a raging little fella nutting a cock. "More woe for keen swimmer Williams" - a story that has absolutely nothing to do with him whatsoever. Brilliant.

[Dark Lord Al]

Some ground breaking stories.

[smashup]

I've got too much time on my hands today - missus is working over other side of lounge giving me side eye looks calling me a weirdo while im sat here pissing myself laughing Loudly

[Master]

Stop it please! I am at work at people are looking at me, thinking why am I crying.