What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull.
'Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.'
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
“I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”


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