how many MODs do we have in this forum?

[Master]

Ughhhhhh... Smashup is a MOD? Geezus!

Why doesn't Plopeater get MODship while we're just handing them out

This is the best post ever.

[Dark Lord Al]

Ughhhhhh... Smashup is a MOD? Geezus!

Why doesn't Plopeater get MODship while we're just handing them out

This is the best post ever.

Mike was a quality poster he should come back !!!!!

[walrus]

I think the mods got together in the mod thread and psyched each other out to be tough and crack down. Master is a terrible authority figure but an excellent cunt

[Fenster]

beanz wrote "orange clock" and now beanz has mentioned me by name @Fenster i told you he couldnt resist whilst i have totally ignored him as you asked me, in the mean time @TitoFan is beyond help down there tomando y fumando y chingando como el fin del mundo.

Well technically you haven't totally ignored him, Brock, i've seen you make direct comments to/about him in several threads, however, the deal was not to @ him, which was understandably pissing him off (I sometimes find it jarring sifting through loads of notifications too, fuck knows how poor Denilson kept logging back in).

Whether or not beanz and yourself decide to engage in conversation is irrelevant.

And anyone that complains about it is an idiot. Anyone that comments on peoples threads/posts to intentionally provoke them, without having anything to say or contribute to the actual subject matter just embarrasses themselves. There's a big difference between immature humour and immature behaviour.

[walrus]

beanz wrote "orange clock" and now beanz has mentioned me by name @Fenster i told you he couldnt resist whilst i have totally ignored him as you asked me, in the mean time @TitoFan is beyond help down there tomando y fumando y chingando como el fin del mundo.

Well technically you haven't totally ignored him, Brock, i've seen you make direct comments to/about him in several threads, however, the deal was not to @ him, which was understandably pissing him off (I sometimes find it jarring sifting through loads of notifications too, fuck knows how poor Denilson kept logging back in).

Whether or not beanz and yourself decide to engage in conversation is irrelevant.

And anyone that complains about it is an idiot. As anyone that comments on peoples threads/posts without having anything to say or contribute to the actual subject matter just embarrasses themselves. There's a big difference between immature humour and immature behaviour.

I disagree with that last paragraph everything I say no matter how irrelevant to the topic is important. #gladtoseebeanzprotectedfromtheevilbrock

[Fenster]

As for the number of mods, which the re-bump asked.

There's only a few active mods that post on a regular basis, however, Master spams the board about 5 times a day so it looks like there's loads of mods talking to each other, when really it's just one divvy sticking his oar in every thread

[brocktonblockbust]

Fenster I think I was right, I never typed the word "Beanz" since you said I should "totally ignore him" and since then I have done what you said. He on the other hand wants to keep the toxicity going (which he started when I heroically defended Dubliners' water rights on the Ha'penny Bridge-over-The-Liffey in Ireland in a heroic video) by inconceivably mentioning "orange clock" knowing full well the inanity of implying anything immoral with that username whilst simultaneously wink-winking "Gandmiles", "JustChill", "Reginald Perrin", then I don't know where he got the gall to say in a recent post directly and viciously to @TitoFan that "Brock has literally been ....FOR YEARS saying (Beanz) is protected and paranoid" and having the chutzpah like a schmuck to turn around in the same breath and say to Titofan in so many words that Brockton has convinced Vidgil, Titofan and others of the validity of that claim when Beanz himself has convinced and I have measured this together with @walrus statistically using the mean, median and mode methods of math "over 83% of the forum" [those were the published findings of our report from February 2017] that he is protected and paranoid all by himself. Now even walrus is going around saying #ProtectBeanzFromBrock and in general the vast majority of the leaks coming out (because we conducted surveillance from October 2016 to about January 20, 2017 without a warrant but still, come on mate, a ruptured Achilles tendon and the guy fought on for 7 rounds like that and still threw bombs, albeit out of looking for the one-punch knockout but FFS TONY BELLEW IS NO FUCKING ATG) so now we just have started a #BringBackGandalf fund-me campaign in honor of Beanz.

[Fenster]

You've typed his name in this very thread, Brock. And I've seen you type his name in another thread too.

However, I don't give a monkies about any of you having silly arguments. In fact, most of you clearly enjoy it. I didn't tell you to ignore him, I suggested if a member doesn't want to be @'d or PM'd then his wishes should be respected, as there's no way to stop PM's or @'s. It's a simple logical solution, a rule that should be respected by everyone as there's no reason for anyone to break it unless they are purposely going out their way to annoy/upset someone.

[walrus]

#stopmentioningbeanzyouevilbastard

[brocktonblockbust]

You've typed his name in this very thread, Brock. And I've seen you type his name in another thread too.

However, I don't give a monkies about any of you having silly arguments. In fact, most of you clearly enjoy it. I didn't tell you to ignore him, I suggested if a member doesn't want to be @'d or PM'd then his wishes should be respected, as there's no way to stop PM's or @'s. It's a simple logical solution, a rule that should be respected by everyone as there's no reason for anyone to break it unless they are purposely going out their way to annoy/upset someone.

Mate you yourself said immature humor is better than immature trolling and here I am cracking the best jokes West of the Thames and all's you can do is give credit where credit is due? If you think @walrus has HALF the gall that Miles has, it would be an understatement.

#StopWalrusFromHashtaggingShitAboutVidgil

[Memphis]

"Saw a post by Miles, complaining as usual about one thing or another, what a cunt. Something about Racist Denilson (Miles words not mine) being banned whilst others use the C word, or post pictures of tits, or apparently salivate over drugs?! and it not being fair. Then he talked about irony and hypocrisy. I realised he has no fucking idea what the rules are around here and he also has no idea what irony OR hypocrisy are, what a cunt!.
I then thought, this prick has systematically whinged, whined, sniveled, incited and insulted his way through many years on this forum and he's got the front to say its not fair? CUNT!!
It then dawned on me. Its been yonks since Miles lost a car, or severed an arm, or got into a fight with a kitchen appliance. The unintentional droplets of comedy gold have long since dried up and all that's left is a bitter, aging man. He might as well leave and not come back if the place upsets him so much, no one would care"


The post above is from Memphis, one of the untouchables. They are free to say whatever they like to other posters who have the temerity to question the random bans that take place. They will argue that there is no room for the racism of the likes of Denilson, but long time posters know that racism has long been ignored here. In fact a lot of things get ignored, but if you trigger a Mod you get the kind of post seen above. Those are the examples one must follow.

I don't feel like an especially bitter, aging man, but what I do feel is that people get banned unfairly and that is all that I was pointing out. Instead you end up with a strange kind of character assassination as a response. I feel like a very fortunate man with several months a year vacation, pay that constantly goes up and a chance to live life in a newly healthy and productive way. Injustice does upset me and to be insulted in such a way by a Mod that I have never insulted in such a way is also rather upsetting. I would expect nothing less.

You've just typed that out. I never wrote anything of the sort.

That said, bit rude sharing a diary entry.

[Gandalf]

"Saw a post by Miles, complaining as usual about one thing or another, what a cunt. Something about Racist Denilson (Miles words not mine) being banned whilst others use the C word, or post pictures of tits, or apparently salivate over drugs?! and it not being fair. Then he talked about irony and hypocrisy. I realised he has no fucking idea what the rules are around here and he also has no idea what irony OR hypocrisy are, what a cunt!.
I then thought, this prick has systematically whinged, whined, sniveled, incited and insulted his way through many years on this forum and he's got the front to say its not fair? CUNT!!
It then dawned on me. Its been yonks since Miles lost a car, or severed an arm, or got into a fight with a kitchen appliance. The unintentional droplets of comedy gold have long since dried up and all that's left is a bitter, aging man. He might as well leave and not come back if the place upsets him so much, no one would care"


The post above is from Memphis, one of the untouchables. They are free to say whatever they like to other posters who have the temerity to question the random bans that take place. They will argue that there is no room for the racism of the likes of Denilson, but long time posters know that racism has long been ignored here. In fact a lot of things get ignored, but if you trigger a Mod you get the kind of post seen above. Those are the examples one must follow.

I don't feel like an especially bitter, aging man, but what I do feel is that people get banned unfairly and that is all that I was pointing out. Instead you end up with a strange kind of character assassination as a response. I feel like a very fortunate man with several months a year vacation, pay that constantly goes up and a chance to live life in a newly healthy and productive way. Injustice does upset me and to be insulted in such a way by a Mod that I have never insulted in such a way is also rather upsetting. I would expect nothing less.

You've just typed that out. I never wrote anything of the sort.

That said, bit rude sharing a diary entry.

What a liar. You typed it out clear as day in the other thread. What is rude is ambushing another persons thread to speak about someone in such a manner. Then you want to about being a 'bit rude'.

[brocktonblockbust]

#GandalfAmbushSquelcher

[Fenster]

You've typed his name in this very thread, Brock. And I've seen you type his name in another thread too.

However, I don't give a monkies about any of you having silly arguments. In fact, most of you clearly enjoy it. I didn't tell you to ignore him, I suggested if a member doesn't want to be @'d or PM'd then his wishes should be respected, as there's no way to stop PM's or @'s. It's a simple logical solution, a rule that should be respected by everyone as there's no reason for anyone to break it unless they are purposely going out their way to annoy/upset someone.

Mate you yourself said immature humor is better than immature trolling and here I am cracking the best jokes West of the Thames and all's you can do is give credit where credit is due? If you think @walrus has HALF the gall that Miles has, it would be an understatement.

#StopWalrusFromHashtaggingShitAboutVidgil

Sorry, Brock, it all became a blur

#banallhashtaggersforlifefact

[X]

Blimey, just reading through this thread, i've been a mod for 9 years. Not one person had a bad word to say about me, I must be/have been a right boring cunt.

I always thought that bloke Fenster was the worst Mod of all. A gibbering nincompoop with a baboon-arse face, if you ask me.