Signs that you are getting older

[Batman]

When you decide that it is for the best that you fall asleep in bed listening to a documentary rather than fall asleep on the settee listening to led zeppelin.

[Batman]

following on from my last post I suppose, when you have got a week off from work and you decide to have a mini one man party, get 8 cans deep and then decide that rather than hit up your other 4 cans of stella that you bought specifically for this night you decide to watch a documentary on scientists attempting to find dark matter and dark energy that you recorded on BBC4 the other week.

I mean for fucks sake purposely recording shit off BBC4 is old man enough, but these days I do it regularly, the younger version of me hates myself.

[Spicoli]

When co workers get your cake 2 days late and use a half dozen Q tips as candles because they run out of candles .

Then actually light them. Dopes almost set the room ablaze

[Gandalf]

My friend has the same back problem you guys have. A very health conscious person, but now on a regimen of daily medication. It's a sign of getting older that you and everyone around you seems to be having problems with their health. It didn't use to be like this.

[brocktonblockbust]

when that guy you saw on the corner when you were 25 looked like a big bellied/curve-spined/fat-assed ***OLD MAN***, and then you get out of the shower one morning and look in the full length mirror and say:

I HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY, AND IT IS ME!